Success in the Saúde Business Forum for the 4th consecutive year
26 September 2011
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For the fourth consecutive year, ALERT sponsored the Saúde Business Fórum's golf championship. This forum gathered Brazil's leaders in healthcare and took place from September 21-25, 2011, at the Iberostar Bahia Hotel, Praia do Forte, Bahia, in Brazil.


Saúde Business Fórum intends to be a place for discussion of business strategies for the healthcare sector's development, and where tendencies are foreseen. It is also a good opportunity to establish relations between participating companies and the healthcare sector's leaders who are in charge of making decisions on acquiring and contracting products.


The forum was a major opportunity for generating new business prospects as this event was attended by top executives with economic and strategic decision power from 100 healthcare facilities, among which hospitals, private practices, HMOs and health insurance companies in Brazil.

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My then three year old Blake charged over to his Grandpa, who was falling asleep in his recliner and exclaimed, “Grampa, don’t give up!” I told my 2 year old daughter one morning after breakfast that she smelled like bananas. She took a long thoughtful sniff of me and said, “Mommy, you smell like a unicorn.” Best compliment of my life. My son, at 3, asked me if his penis would get bigger. i told him that yes, as his body grew, his penis would also. he said, very matter-of-factly, “Yay.” and i nearly fell out of my chair laughing. We fostered two children, one for 14 months and the other for 22 months. After they returned home, we had new neighbors who asked our 5 year old son if he had any brothers and sisters and he said, “Yes, but we selled them.” My 4 year old sang “Jimmy crapped corn” for the longest time. My three year old was in line for the bathroom at the fair and she yelled at the top of her lungs “oh no! 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After Christmas break, I decided to share my news with students. I told my third graders that I was have triplets, three babies. I had one little boy seem really confused by the whole idea. He came over and said, “three!? Where ya getting the other two?!” I told him that all three were in my belly. He sat down, slapped his hand on his forehead and sighed, “People can fit three in there? Holy cow!” My son who is 4 said he was getting a Prius. My 5 year old said “brother you can’t drive! Why do u need a car?”, he responded with…”well mom doesn’t know how to drive either and she has a car!!!”. I forgot to buy milk for about two days every time I was out…on day 3 I remembered,put it in the fridge…i guess my little 5yr girl was impressed..that night she opened the fridge and shrieked “jesus christ we have milk” she is almost 15 and we still laugh about it. Easter of 2010 we told my little guy that after his nap we were going to have an easter egg hunt and he said, “I get the Shot Gun”. When someone told my 4 year old he was so cute then asked if she could take him home he responded witha huge smile “Do you live by McDonalds?”

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